Six THOUSAND years ago, the land of Egypt suffered under the reign of Pharaoh Akhenatentingtangkhetetioum - a name so dreadful that everyone in Egypt agreed it was too long. They set out to erase it, mummifying their foolish leader before he was quite ready for the Valley of the Kings.
We found his sarcophagus forgotten in the back of the studio and - after he begged us - agreed to give him a show, conditional that he change his name to Coffin Man. His deep, scary voice is unfortunately muffled by his precious coffin… but his ancient-themed taste in spooky music is sure to delight!
